Archive for June, 2008

Jeff Koons – Museum of Contemporary Art, Chicago

Friday, June 20th, 2008

 

Walking into a Jeff Koons exhibition, I am tempted to do the prohibited – touch everything in sight. Not only does everything on display look like a giant toy, but I simply can’t believe the bubbles and balloons around me are constructed from aluminum.
 
It’s that age-old question of what constitutes modern art. Is it basketballs floating in distilled water? A giant, inflatable lobster for the pool? Pop-art is so 80s, and Koons’ work casts a reflection brighter than the ones off his inflated sculptures. It’s grossly overstated – the screens of he and his former wife having sex take up two walls. The blue heart pendant could hang from God’s neck, and at a price tag of more than $20 million made Koons the most expensive living artist at one time.
 
I love Koons for his absurdity. I have such an affinity for anything bright and shiny that I’m immediately drawn to him. Michael Jackson cast in porcelein, his faithful Bubbles beside him, is one of Koons’ most famous pieces. It’s irreverant and almost silly, inspiring chuckles from the crowds, but it’s the idoltry that made it an honest piece. Our celebrity worship exists on a greater scale than any of these sculptures can capture – but he does a great job trying.

 

Ladytron (Vic Theatre, June 17, 2008)

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Outside the Vic Theatre after the Ladytron concertI saw Ladytron last time they were in Chicago and it was pretty good. THIS time it was a completely different experience. The most noticeable upgrade to the live show was the lighting. White lights from above, walls of large white strobes behind, and red lines of light between strobe walls. Along with the fog-saturated environment it made for quite the industrial setting. The sound was great too.

The most important difference to me, compared to last time, was that the stage had room for moving around. This made it easy for Helen and Mira to dance around while singing rather than standing at the keyboards. That always helps the audience get into the music even more. Good show.

TOP THREE U.S. EXPORTS FOR 2008 – s.i. wells

Friday, June 20th, 2008

The Top Three U.S. Exports this year are:

1.    English – because Americans do not feel the need or pressure to learn another language and because the internet is the most efficient and magnificent exporting mechanism ever invented.

2.    Financial Chaos – as evidenced by Wall Street’s creative slicing and dicing of mortgage and other debt obligations and the retailing of pieces of these obligations to the faithful in every exotic destination worthy of an investment banker’s second or third home.  Think of these little morsels as tiny neutron bombs sitting in the retirement portfolios of teachers, nurses, widows and orphans throughout the world just waiting for a triggering signal from some black hole ultra-short hedge fund in East Hampton this August.

3.    Trans Fats – which actually represent the future of the American economy.  First, we teach everyone around the world, especially in China and India, to eat our fast food.  Second, we get them hooked on the American fast-paced lifestyle.  Third, we clog their arteries, ruin their digestions and give them diabetes.  And then, we reinvent our biotech industry, discover and deliver individualized molecular and genetic medicine, cure the people we made sick and magically create another chapter in our own industrial revolution.

Think Trans Fats and prepare to invest in the future.


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